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Monday, August 01, 2005
As of 9PM PST.....

My internet connection is screaming fast for the first time in 10 days. Who knows when it's going to go down again, but rest asssured IT WILL GO DOWN AGAIN. In other news, I grew 4 inches over summer break. I'm looking forward to starting sophomore year and finding Odoyle so I can shove him in the trash can. So tell me if this is funny. I've been writing down things in my notebook for about two months now because I really want to go to amatuer night somewhere and do a 10-15 comedy routine.

".... I think telling kids to follow their dreams is dangerous. If I were following my dreams right now, I'd be wearing a diaper, my body covered in honey and gummy bears, and I'd be at my third grade teachers house having her sing
"Livin' La Vida Loca" to me while simultaneously solving a calculus problem on the chalkboard."

Oh yeah, this picture is from the movie "Trident of Light: Graveyards and Full Moons" that I'm co-starring in. I play a werewolf that teams up with some vampires in order to destroy some evil dude that looks like Ben Franklin.

Peace out Napoleon.
posted by Ricky @ 9:30 PM  
  • At 8/02/2005 10:04:00 AM, Blogger Marla Bean said…

    I seriously hope that is NOT your real dream. It's definately laughable, but I don't know about funny. Just kidding! It's pretty funny, but it seems a little phony.

    Anyway, love the photo of you and that creature.

    Oh, and what is with Napolean Dynomite? I thought it was the stupidest movie, ever! I still can't figure out why people love it so much. I watched it once. Maybe that's the problem. Does it get funnier after the first time?

  • At 8/02/2005 10:09:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    No Marla, it's funny the first time. Obviously you have no sense of humor. Gosh.

  • At 8/02/2005 10:17:00 AM, Blogger Ricky said…

    i thought the point of comedy was to exaggerate a little to make it funny??

  • At 8/02/2005 05:36:00 PM, Blogger Marla Bean said…

    I think Jesse was talking about Napoleon Dinomite.

    You should use that bit in your routine. I think you might get laughs.

    Dude! I just notice the hand on that creature. It's friggin' huge! Why is it a different color from his face? Obviously he needs to change his foundation shade.

  • At 8/02/2005 09:48:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yes, his hand is huge, and believe it or not..... it's his ACTUAL hand!

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