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Thursday, September 15, 2005
10 things about finding out you're going to be a father........

1. You fall more in love with your wife that very second.
2. The sky is bluer than it ever has been.
3. The grass is greener than it ever has been.
4. Music sounds better.
5. Things look better.
6. You say you're going to stop cussing. Then you say a cuss word like 20 minutes later because you're so f***ing excited.
7. You want your newborn to come out of the womb as a ninja, so you are going to play audio from Jet Li movies on your wife's stomach.
8. You star rubbing your wife's stomach like shes buddha. You keep asking her things like "Are you sure my little guy is in there?!"
9. You want to go home and clean everything with bleach and make sure everything is in order.
10. You promise to give up cocaine and hooking on the weekends.

posted by Ricky @ 4:34 PM  
  • At 9/15/2005 04:49:00 PM, Blogger ArtichokeHead said…

    So you promised when you came to Manteca you would call me. You are a big fat liar. I hope you teach your baby better than that. Congrats on your new addition. Keep me posted on Nicki. If she needs anything or if I can be any help just let me know. Also I have TONS of baby stuff if you are interested. Especially if it's a boy.

  • At 9/15/2005 04:53:00 PM, Blogger IHateRickyBorba said…

    Hmmmm.... great, another one of you to hate! Congratualations though, don't listen to my wife, we aren't going to give you anything, especially if it's a boy! Which it isn't going to be by the way, you seem to want a boy so it's going to be a girl.

  • At 9/15/2005 05:30:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You'll never give up cocaine you whore.

  • At 9/15/2005 07:58:00 PM, Blogger ArtichokeHead said…

    So you aren't on messenger but I see you in the webcam. What's up?

  • At 9/15/2005 07:59:00 PM, Blogger ArtichokeHead said…

    peek a boo I see you.

  • At 9/15/2005 08:50:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    YAY! Mini Borbas. ~Marla

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