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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
I'm having an extremely hard time...

Getting motivated to get back into the gym. I just hate waking up early, and I don't feel like working out after working all day. So, I've come up with the only other reasonable solution and alternative there is. Crystal Meth. Now before you think I'm crazy, look at the pictures of those two people. They look pretty damn good for having done a lot of meth. If I only do meth for like month, I'll be set. I'll definitely slim down.

Also, in addition to my "tell me if this sounds like I'm hanging up on you" way to end a phone call, I came up with a new one today. You must have a radio nearby however. But if you wan't to get off the phone with someone and you have to make it sound urgent, slowly turn up your stereo and say "oh crap, the radio is getting louder, i gotta go".

posted by Ricky @ 12:34 PM  
  • At 2/15/2006 02:19:00 PM, Blogger Jackson said…

    Well Ricky, I considered this briefly and decided it would probably be better for us to just go to the gym and work out the more healthy way. It would also result in a smaller chance of prison time and obliterated lives. Curses.

  • At 2/15/2006 02:23:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    well hey it worked for me. I might not have any teeth but deammm i am lookin good with my 90 pound body and sunken cheek bones. Plus I gets all the boyfriends I need in prison block F.<3

  • At 2/15/2006 05:36:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Crystal Meth Rocks!

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