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Sunday, August 05, 2007
I'm not sure what happens at a POW Camp

But I can't honestly imagine that it's any worse than what I was forced to sit through tonight. A Luau. My absolute hatred of interpretive dance not withstanding, this 3 hour event was probably the most torturous event I've ever been subjected to. First of all, I SWEAR ON MY CHILDREN if I hear "aloha" or "mahalo" one more time I am going to spontaneously combust. Tonight alone those two words must have been said over 100 times each. I was already sick of hearing those words before our flight even landed in Hawaii. Now, getting back to my hatred of interpretive dance. Basically, a Luau is defined as "a 3 hour event which involves endless interpretive dance that is neither understandable nor entertaining". I wish that someone would have put some benadryl in my alcoholic drinks tonight because believe me there was not enough alcohol. I will never go to another Luau again. And if you care anything about your own mental wellness, you should never go to one either.
posted by Ricky @ 11:13 PM  
4 Comments:
  • At 8/06/2007 06:23:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You're kidding right? That's not cool. Comparing any VACATION to a POW Experience. You will burn in hell.

     
  • At 8/06/2007 11:38:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    thats a little harsh, ass hole.

     
  • At 8/07/2007 09:29:00 PM, Blogger Beth said…

    I totally understand.........maybe we are both going to hell.....

     
  • At 8/13/2007 11:37:00 PM, Blogger Marla Bean said…

    Hey, as a Hawaiian decendant... I take like NO offense to that. But I will defend my family's tradition to do the Hawaiian wedding dance for their husbands on their wedding day. :p

     
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