Are you the giant pole in the middle? And I think I see a SHARK in the background!!! SHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK!!!!

 

Oh yeah, that's you. I can tell from that gay-ass batting stance you have.... Nice jacket.

 

Wait, you're left handed? Wow. Way to completely embarrass the entire left handed community.

 

im going to let all of these hurtful words slide. i know you're all just jealous. and if there's one thing ive learned in life, its that my friends are all jealous pricks and say horrible things about me.

i hate you all. every last one of you. especially you stacey. thinking about you makes me ill.

 

Umm..that's Stacey with a capital "S".