What a beautiful day.
You look amazing Keanu
Thanks, Patrick...(he clears his throat)
So whattaya doin' later?
I'm going surfing, Patrick, going surfin.
Cool. I'll come.
Dang, Patrick is driving me nuts
Hey Keanu, like my pecs?
Patrick, just leave me alone, ok?
What? What did I do?
Your hair is ridiculous and I can't look at you anymore
Go on, just walk away.
Patrick begins to cry and walks away.
oh man, what a weirdo