What a beautiful day.

Hi Keanu

Hi Patrick

You look amazing Keanu

Thanks, Patrick...(he clears his throat)

So whattaya doin' later?

I'm going surfing, Patrick, going surfin.

Cool. I'll come.

sigh

Dang, Patrick is driving me nuts

Hey Keanu, like my pecs?

Patrick, just leave me alone, ok?

What? What did I do?

Your hair is ridiculous and I can't look at you anymore

............

Go on, just walk away.

Patrick begins to cry and walks away.

oh man, what a weirdo