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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 |
Pickup lines I'd say to a job:
Btw, California is a state in the United States of America. Thus ends the geography lesson for today.
So if you were a job, what would be the best way for me to get you? I'm having a hard time. So here are some pickup lines I'd try if I ran into "job" at the bar:
Hey job, I heard you were hiring. I'm available to work full time.
Job, you totally make my wallet fat.
If I were in charge of handing you out to people, I'd make sure I gave you to me first.
Job, I want to wake up every morning and love spending the next 8 hours with you.
Don't worry job, even though I don't go to you on the weekend, sometimes I think about you.
Damn job, what's it take to get a callback from you?
Hey job, I brought a few of my references with me just in case you wanted to make sure I'm all that I say I am.
Job, what do you say we get out of here and I go figure out to work you.
That's all. It's 1:22 a.m. I've probably said way more than I should've.
Good night peeps. |
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Ricky It's not you ..it's me...you are just way too overqualified for me.<3
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"Job, what do you say we get out of here and I go figure out to work you"
doesn't makes sense bud.
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It was 1:30 in the morning. Sorry.
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Ricky It's not you ..it's me...you are just way too overqualified for me.<3