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| Monday, April 23, 2007 |
I had a cactus. His name was Sticky V. He is dead now. I don't know how it happened. I watered him about once a month, which I thought was the norm for a cactus. Hell, I thought that watering him once a month was excessive, given that he was a cactus. Lately he'd been looking a little flat, not Kate Hudson flat, but more deflated, like someone sucked the air out of him.
Services will be today 3pm, with the viewing from 3pm to 4pm. A family spokescactus said "Sticky gave us all a reason to believe. He will be missed." A family member that wished to remain nameless has asked for the pot that Sticky dwelled in. |
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Are you trying out for a job at The Onion?
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I would love a job at the onion, and I've looked into it.
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Sticky V. was a prick.
HAH!
Man. That was a pearl.
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