I'm speechless. Whatever happened to "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish"?
I'll tell you what, if Kayla or Brielle (or any of my eventual kids) ever bring this book home from school I will body slam their teacher and then burn the book. I hope this childrens book is a joke. Really, it better be.
AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!
You wrote this book, didn't you Ricky? It's okay. We love you anyway.
Really.