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Sunday, August 26, 2007
Mini State of the Ricky Address:

I went on a 40 minute walk with Kayla today and them swam for a half hour at the gym. If I could just find the dedication to that every day I'd be losing weight faster than Lindsay Lohan lost her dignity.

Nicki is studying for her last exam. Ever. It's required by the state of California to take an X-Ray test before you can start practicing chiropractic. Thanks California. You're the only state that that's a requirement in. I've seen Nicki's study guide. It has things on it like "BLv + rh2 = X. Define X." Wow. Not only is that sort of thing completely irrelevant, but it has nothing to do with Chiropractic. It's not going to make her a better doctor, and it's not going to help anyone. Here's what WILL help. Can you operate an X-Ray machine? If you answered no, please learn from someone. If you answered yes, good job. Way to go. That should the only question on the test.

In other news, we're supposedly 6 weeks away from Brielle being born. Now before you think I'm being morbid or something, I say we're "supposedly" 6 weeks away because Kayla was two weeks late AND I think she's coming early anyway. So that's why I say supposedly.

One more thing. I hate my job. Big time. I loathe it. To the core. EVERYTHING about it. But I heard a good Bible verse in church this morning that I'm going to try and make my mantra until we move to Sacramento:

Collosians 3:23-24:
23 Work willingly at whatever you do, as though you were working for the Lord rather than for people. 24 Remember that the Lord will give you an inheritance as your reward, and that the Master you are serving is Christ.

Easier said than done.

Also, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

posted by Ricky @ 5:18 PM  
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