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Thursday, December 20, 2007
Someone "wrong texted" me last night...

I was sitting on my couch with Nicki watching "The Invasion", which by the way is not even NEAR as bad as everyone made it out to be. Is it going to win an oscar? No. But it's not that bad either. Anyway, at 10:51 I got a text message from a number I didn't recognize. My cell phone number (510-938-7878) is very easy to remember, but it's so sequential that I get a LOT of people calling the wrong number on accident. When I got a text message from someone I didn't know, I thought it was a perfect opportunity to have a little fun. Here is the transcript (including their horrible spelling and grammar, unedited):

510-721-XXXX: Hey um just wondering juan got edgar an external hard drive, you didn't get him the same thing did u?

Me: No. I got him a new dog and some toilet water.

510-721-XXXX: u were aiming for unique hu?

Me: Edgar and I have some big news. We're telling everyone at Christmas.

510-721-XXXX: o_o omg ur getting married? haha jk. are u with him right now?

Me: We're not getting married. Yet. But we are deeply in love with each other. Please don't tell anyone. We're scared.

510-721-XXXX: Y should u be scared?

Me: It's complicated. I think Edgar is my second cousin. We just realized it today after we watched Die Hard 4.

510-721-XXXX: Haha wtf? dude is this really yvone? how can u guys be related if we dont even have the same fam?

Me: Like I said, it's complicated. Edgar is still crying. I'm not doing well either.

510-721-XXXX: Oh. your serious. uh i don't know what to say. :\

Me: Edgar said we should go on Jerry Springer. I told him now is not the time for jokes. Then he started crying some more.

510-721-XXXX: Yvone are u being serious? im pretty incredible. sorry. (I think this person meant to say "That's pretty incredible.)

Me: I'm just going to finish watching TV for a bit and go to bed. I'm hella upset. Edgar just threw up. It's a mess over here.
posted by Ricky @ 8:12 AM  
  • At 12/20/2007 08:33:00 PM, Blogger Smith said…

    That's messed up and hella funny at the same time. By the way I think that I am the only one who reads your blog lately. Do I get a Brownie Button?

  • At 12/20/2007 10:33:00 PM, Blogger Ricky said…

    actually, you're the only one who comments lately. i still get about 2000 unique hits a month. and someone in minnesota spends like a half hour a day on here. :)

  • At 12/21/2007 10:46:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I read your blogs...i think you're the funniest person alive, so it brightens my day!

  • At 12/21/2007 11:47:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Congrats. That was funny.

  • At 1/17/2008 10:14:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


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