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| Thursday, April 26, 2007 |
I'm bald.
Last night I was attempting to put some blond highlights in my hair. I went to the hair supply store after work. (By the way, I'm not gay, just in case you're new to my website) Way back when, when I used to highlight my hair all the time, I used a powder based dye. But the girl at the counter last night told me the liquid based dye was better. So last night I put on the frosting cap, pulled my hair through the little holes (I swear I'm not gay) and applied the liquid dye.
About 20 minutes later, my scalp started to burn. A lot. I thought to myself, "wow, this isn't normal". So I pulled my frosting cap off, to find what I can only describe as a "skunk-like" pattern on my head. Splotches of blond, splotches of light brown, splotches of dark brown, and splotches of auburn. I had a decision to make. Either go to the store and buy some dark brown hair dye. Full well knowing that I would have different shades brown all over my head anyway. OR, completely shave off my traumatized hair, and start all over.
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I don't really even know where to start. But I'll try.....
1. "Last night I was attempting to put some blond highlights in my hair" = GAY
2. "Way back when, when I used to highlight my hair" = GAY
3. "So last night when I put on the frosting cap" = GAY
4. "I pulled my frosting cap off" = GAY
I never thought it possible, but you're even gayer than originially thought.
I tried to help you. I TRIED.
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Dana, that was PURE brilliance. We love you.
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I love you too! (even though you guys are a bit gay too).
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Ricky, I think that you are a liar and that your photoshop skills SUCK!
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you just wanted to look like your daughter! are you that insecure?
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from what I remember,when your father was a kid, his parents made him cut his hair like that. but he was much better looking than you
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dear anonymous #2:
the fact that you said my father was "much better looking than you" means that you are probably my step-mother Marianne. Or perhaps, you're actually my dad, just trying to ruffle my feathers. You could possibly be another family member, but I can't think for the life of me which aunt or uncle of mine would say "your dad was better looking than you".
so in conclusion, your comment has not only confused me, but kind of creeped me out.
congrats.
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I don't really even know where to start. But I'll try.....
1. "Last night I was attempting to put some blond highlights in my hair" = GAY
2. "Way back when, when I used to highlight my hair" = GAY
3. "So last night when I put on the frosting cap" = GAY
4. "I pulled my frosting cap off" = GAY
I never thought it possible, but you're even gayer than originially thought.
I tried to help you. I TRIED.